The Bluebeards Revenge Big Blue Bar of Soap is chunky enough for even the manliest of hands, and with a simple, fresh, and masculine scent that will leave you smelling irresistible from head to toe, it's a must for any man's bathroom shelf.
Directions: Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub it into the body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle. If you do find anything unusual in the cottage then please refer to your physician straight away.
Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, propylene glycol, sodium stearate, sorbitol, sodium laurate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, tetrasodium etidronate, pentasodium pentetate, CI 42090, benzyl benzoate, linalool, alpha-iso methyl ionone, limonene, coumarin, hydroxyisohexyl 3-cyclohexene carboxaldehyde.